老王我最近挖宝挖到一手好东西，一本叫《道家修仙录》的绝世神书，搁我书架上压了小半年了，兹事体大，今天就跟大伙儿吹吹。

话说主角李默，就是最普通的那种普通，家里穷得叮当响，爹是杀猪的，娘是卖豆腐的，就他一个半大小子，整天除了帮家里跑跑腿，就是蹲街角看热闹。你说这条件，比比皆是。但他运气好，好到爆，在一个雷雨交加的夜晚，捡到一部破破烂烂的古籍，封皮都烂了，边边角角都是虫蛀的，透着一股阴森瘆人的味道。

这哥们儿就是不信邪，sect of the road, what is sect of the road? is sect of the road the same as sect of the Taoism? He asked himself. He asked himself in the dark, looking at the ancient book. The book was called 'Record of Taoist Cultivation in Immortal World'. He opened it casually and found that the first few pages were filled with strange and wonderful pictures, and the back pages were filled with strange and wonderful words.

他一开始就是个愣头青，对着那堆蝌蚪文一脸懵逼，但骨子里那股犟劲儿上来了，翻开就啃。别看他读书慢，三心二意的，但关键是悟性贼高。你看他悟《道德经》就悟出个道来，什么“道可道，非常道”，悟出个“顺其自然”来，啧啧，厉害不？

本来他以为这就是个修身养性的功夫，可谁知道，越往后翻，越离谱。打坐、吐纳、炼气……嘿，还真给他练出点东西来了。这还得了？小县城的土匪闹腾，他一拳一个打跑了；地头蛇横行，他两脚一个踹跑了。你说他是不是有点飘了？不，他飘不起来的，家里还有老娘呢。

最逗的是什么？