哥们儿，你瞅瞅这手机，整天跟中了邪似的，下单个外卖它刷支付，想看个电影它自动调整亮度，现在这聊天群还嘀嘀咕咕的，真是没完没了。我这都过去两天了，翻来覆去就那几句话，我这灵魂到底咋不干正经事了？

正烦着呢，手机又弹出一条消息：“系统提示：检测到宿主灵魂波动异常，请尽快联系群主。”我靠，这系统是跟苍蝇似的，赶都赶不走。我直接回过去：“我靠，系统你能不能别烦我了？我啥时候异常了？我天天加班，灵魂波动能不异常？”

didn't expect a response. Just a few moments later, the group chat popped up with a new message: "System prompt: Detected abnormal fluctuations in the host's soul, please contact the group owner as soon as possible." I was getting fed up with this. I typed back, "Seriously, system, can't you leave me alone? What's wrong with my soul? I work overtime every day, my soul fluctuations are going to be abnormal, right?"

тут появился ответ: "请联系群主，尽快解决。"

I sighed, feeling like I was talking to a brick wall. Just as I was about to throw my phone in frustration, a new message appeared: "Group member 'Immortal Swordsman' has entered the chat." I looked at the group list and saw a new member. Curious, I clicked on their name, only to see a profile picture of a man holding a sword, with the caption "Immortal Swordsman."